Today is a special day to celebrate the wonderful country of Ireland and its people and history.
The following facts about Ireland will be brought to you by a pretentious Englishman who is convinced that England saved the Irish from themselves…
Ok…I’m pretty sure that’s not true. And I’m pretty sure that this author couldn’t be any more English.
Anyway, let’s start with the ancient history of Ireland. Who were its first inhabitants?
Never mind. Let’s not talk about that.
Tell me about their language.
Look who’s talking…Englishman. Really though.
At least the Irish have great music. Right?
The people are nice, though.
Ok, but surely Ireland has one unique and pleasant thing about it.
Yes! I can’t imagine a better place to live! Pick your location on this nice map.
I hope you enjoyed these interesting facts about Ireland. And I hope you’re not English, because…well…it’s so much better to be Irish!
Happy St. Patty’s Day.
Erin go bragh!
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And I hope that today you’re wearing orange and not green.